Two Excellent Quotes
Jul. 14th, 2006 | 02:37 pm
mood:
optimistic
music: Michelle Citrin, If I Fall
I read an interview with Billie Jean King and she mentioned this great quote:
"Champions adjust"
Then, while walking the dog I saw a great bumper sticker.
"Only act your age if you age is eight"
I love good quotes.
Feeling optimistic today, will tell later.
"Champions adjust"
Then, while walking the dog I saw a great bumper sticker.
"Only act your age if you age is eight"
I love good quotes.
Feeling optimistic today, will tell later.
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Jul. 12th, 2006 | 12:18 pm
location: home
mood:
bored
music: CNN Headline News
It is muggy and humid. I am so bored, I can't stand myself. I just want to get into my car and drive somewhere where it is not muggy and humid.
Sigh.
Sigh.
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Yummy Gay Bar Shot.
Jul. 10th, 2006 | 09:18 am
location: New Jersey
mood:
bored
music: Chirping birds
While in Key West, my girlfriend and I hung out at this great gay bar called Aqua. One night, we drank many of this shot called Pineapple Upside Down Cake. It is incredibly yummy. so I'm sharing the recipe with all of you:
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz pineapple juice
1 drop grenadine syrup
Pour vanilla vodka and pineapple juice into a shot glass. Add a drop of grenadine and serve.
1 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz pineapple juice
1 drop grenadine syrup
Pour vanilla vodka and pineapple juice into a shot glass. Add a drop of grenadine and serve.
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Interesting stuff
Jun. 21st, 2006 | 09:26 am
location: home
mood:
curious
music: I'm a long way from home, Shooter Jennings
I bought myself a 2006 World Almanac. I love it, there are so many dumb little facts. Here are some good ones:
1. The top brand of beer in America is Bud Light.
2. The top brand of chocolate is Herseys
3. The top brand of cookies is Oreos.
4. It costs an average of $10,140 to raise a child in the United States per year. So, if you have an 18 year old, you have spent $182,520 dollars on them already. Yikes!
5. The most visited website in America is ebay.
1. The top brand of beer in America is Bud Light.
2. The top brand of chocolate is Herseys
3. The top brand of cookies is Oreos.
4. It costs an average of $10,140 to raise a child in the United States per year. So, if you have an 18 year old, you have spent $182,520 dollars on them already. Yikes!
5. The most visited website in America is ebay.
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Movies
Jun. 20th, 2006 | 08:43 am
location: on the line
mood:
sick
music: Cocaine Blues, Joaquin Phoenix
I just saw two great movies. Capote and Walk the Line. Go rent them. Also, read, "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote. This is the best writing I have read in a while.
Listening to the Walk the Line soundtrack obsessively.
Listening to the Walk the Line soundtrack obsessively.
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Desperation
Jun. 16th, 2006 | 09:34 am
location: stripper's pole
mood:
discontent
music: Bat Country, Avenged Sevenfold
I sent a friend a text message which sums up what I am feeling right now:
I'm so desperate for a job, I am considering becoming a stripper.
Yup, that's about it.
I'm so desperate for a job, I am considering becoming a stripper.
Yup, that's about it.
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Truly Tasteless Jokes
Jun. 13th, 2006 | 08:40 am
location: a salad bar
mood:
mischievous
music: Alice in Chains, Got me Wrong
Little Girl: I'm thirsty
Little Boy: I'm Friday. Come over Saturday and we'll have a sundae.
Customer: Do you serve crabs here?
Waiter: We serve everyone, Sit right now.
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
He was in a pickle
Did you hear the one about the compulsive liar sandwich?
It was full of baloney.
What goes best with toast when you are in a car?
Traffic Jam
A woman sits down in a restuarant and says to the waiter, Waiter, I'd like an alligator and make it snappy.
Waiter, my vegetables just punched me!
That's because they are black-eyed peas
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Shhh, you're making the other customers jealous
Why was the water fountain taken to court?
For being drunk in a public place
Why did the woman divorce the grape?
She was tired of raisin' kids
What's small, round and blue?
A cranberry holding it's breath
What did the cookie say to the melon?
Nothing. Cookies can't talk, silly.
Little Boy: I'm Friday. Come over Saturday and we'll have a sundae.
Customer: Do you serve crabs here?
Waiter: We serve everyone, Sit right now.
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
He was in a pickle
Did you hear the one about the compulsive liar sandwich?
It was full of baloney.
What goes best with toast when you are in a car?
Traffic Jam
A woman sits down in a restuarant and says to the waiter, Waiter, I'd like an alligator and make it snappy.
Waiter, my vegetables just punched me!
That's because they are black-eyed peas
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Shhh, you're making the other customers jealous
Why was the water fountain taken to court?
For being drunk in a public place
Why did the woman divorce the grape?
She was tired of raisin' kids
What's small, round and blue?
A cranberry holding it's breath
What did the cookie say to the melon?
Nothing. Cookies can't talk, silly.
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Hate
Jun. 8th, 2006 | 08:26 am
location: home
mood:
angry
music: Melissa Etheridge, Come to my Window
I hate my life. I can't get a job to save my life. My mom is sick. If I could switch lives right now, I would.
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6/6/06
Jun. 6th, 2006 | 08:16 am
location: Hell
mood:
devious
music: The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels
I think for fun today, I'll wear my favorite t-shirt.
"Satan Loves You, But I'm His Favorite"
hehe
"Satan Loves You, But I'm His Favorite"
hehe
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130 Random Question
Jun. 5th, 2006 | 01:38 pm
location: Up a Tree
mood:
sad
music: So Jealous, Tegan and Sarah
| 130 Random Questions | |
| When was the last time you cried?: | It was a while ago |
| Have you ever faked sick?: | absolutely, doesn't everybody do that to get out of work? |
| What was the last lie you said?: | I don't lie |
| Have you ever cried during a movie?: | no |
| Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: | My girlfriend |
| Have you ever danced in the rain?: | no |
| Have you ever been drunk?: | too many times |
| Have you ever tried tried drugs?: | no |
| Do you smoke?: | Unfortunately, way too much |
| What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: | I jumped off a railroad bridge |
| What is your full name?: | steppingbackward |
| What is your blood-type?: | A+ |
| Have you ever been in a car accident?: | yes |
| How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: | I honestly don't remember |
| Who was your first kiss?: | No clue |
| Have you ever had an online relationship?: | no |
| Have you ever had phone-sex?: | yes |
| Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: | no |
| What is your favourite sport to play?: | Softball |
| Have you ever made a prank phone call?: | Lots of times |
| Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: | Yes |
| What's your favourite childhood memory?: | Hanging out with my dad |
| Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: | Drinking and driving |
| What do you want to be when you grow up?: | A writer for the L Word |
| What is your political persuassion?: | Conservative Democrat |
| Have you ever had cybersex?: | no |
| Do you believe in g-d?: | I think so |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?: | no |
| Do you believe in karma?: | no |
| Who was your first crush?: | My best friend in elementary school |
| Who do yo uhave a crush on?: | My girlfriend |
| How would you describe yourself?: | sarcastic, geeky and humorous |
| What are you afraid of?: | Losing people I care about |
| Are you religious?: | Sort of |
| What does your screen name mean?: | It's from an Adrienne Rich poem |
| What person do you trust the most?: | My girlfriend |
| Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: | B.C. He was a really good baseball pitcher |
| What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: | You have nice eyes |
| What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: | I only get to pick one? |
| What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: | 4 years |
| What is your greatest strength?: | Intelligent |
| What is your greatest weakness?: | Anxious |
| What is your perfect pizza?: | Mushrooms, green peppers and black olives |
| What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: | Not another day |
| What is your first thought before you go to bed?: | I can't sleep |
| What college do you want to go to?: | I already have two degrees |
| Do you get along with your family?: | yes |
| Do you play any instruments?: | piano |
| What kind of music do you like?: | Stereotypical lesbian music |
| Do you think you're attractive?: | yes |
| Would you ever get a tattoo?: | no |
| How many piercings do you have?: | three |
| Who makes you laugh?: | My girlfriend |
| Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: | Jennifer Anniston |
| Have you ever seen a dead body?: | yes |
| Do you have a celebrity crush?: | yes |
| What is one thing scientists should invent?: | Donuts that are calorie free |
| Have you ever broken a bone?: | yes |
| What happens after you die?: | How should I know? |
| Do you watch or read the news?: | both |
| What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: | Geeky Gay |
| Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: | yes |
| If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: | Esmerelda |
| If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: | Right before my dad died |
| If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: | I wish I as a little thinner |
| Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: | no |
| Have you ever played strip poker?: | yes |
| Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: | no |
| What do you want your friends to think about you?: | That I am not a bad person |
| Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: | With my ex, we had terrible fights |
| HAve you ever bitten someone?: | yes |
| When's your birthday?: | not telling |
| Have you ever stolen anything?: | yes |
| Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: | yes |
| Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?: | Ceasar's buffet in Atlantic City. Four types of meat and lots of dessert |
| If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: | The day my dad died |
| Do you remember your dreams?: | yes, vividly |
| Have you ever been in love?: | In love right now |
| Are you a morning person or a night person?: | morning |
| Do you have any phobias?: | yes |
| What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?: | Told them I loved them when I didn't |
| Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: | yes |
| How many screen names do you have?: | three |
| Do any medical problems run in your family?: | absolutely |
| Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: | no |
| Have you ever had a nightmare?: | yes |
| Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: | neither |
| Would you ever participate in a threesome?: | Absolutely! |
| Would you ever pay for a prostititue?: | no |
| Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: | no |
| Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: | yes |
| Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: | no |
| Have you ever written a love letter?: | yes |
| Have you ever attempted suicide?: | yes |
| Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: | boxers |
| Have you ever been in a fistfight?: | no |
| Do you have any hidden talents?: | yes |
| What is one thing you want me to know about you?: | I can touch my nose with my tongue |
| What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?: | |
| Do you usually prefer books or movies?: | Books |
| Who is your favourite person to talk to?: | My girlfriend |
| Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: | My girlfriend |
| Would you ever have sex before marriage?: | Absolutely. I'm not allowed to get married. |
| Who do you talk to most on the phone?: | My mom |
| Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?: | no |
| Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: | American |
| Have you ever gotten detention?: | no, I was a geek |
| How do you vent your anger?: | I yell, loudly |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | yes, as a matter of fact, right now |
| Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: | yes and yes |
| Is your best friend a virgin?: | no |
| What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: | That I am violent |
| What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: | so not answering this one |
| What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?: | Fired me |
| What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: | My girlfriend does nice things for me all the time |
| Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: | yes |
| Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: | no |
| Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: | Pleading the fifth |
| Have you ever hated someone?: | yes |
| Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: | neither |
| Do you consider yourself popular?: | no |
| Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: | no |
| Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: | no |
| Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: | yes |
| What is your favourite book?: | Drinking, a Love Story |
| Do you have a collection of anything?: | baseball cards |
| Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: | Not sure yet |
| Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: | yes |
| What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: | Employed |
| Are you happy with the life you have?: | not really |
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